Archive for July, 2016

Ad Hominem

Wednesday, July 27th, 2016

The last time I ran for office (an office I’d be occupying now if I could have attracted just 400,000 more votes) I considered this campaign slogan: “Don’t be an asshole!” I decided against it, opting instead for “It’s Finally Come to This!” Insults, I figured, probably wouldn’t have gotten me a lot of votes. 

Democrats are forcing me to take another look at that political decision. Because my conscience won’t allow me to cast a vote for the Clintons, I’m advised by Dems that I’m silly, having a tantrum, exploiting my privileged status, facilitating neofascism, and an admirer of Vladimir Putin. Because of defects in my personality, they tell  me, Trump will be elected president. It’s an ad hominem attack that seems to be aimed at persuading me to support their union-busting, red-baiting, war-loving, bank-financed slate of candidates. Instead of being persuaded, I’m more hostile than ever, but that’s me.

If poll-takers are to be believed, the personal attacks are working. People are embracing Clinton out of fear that they will be blamed if Trump and the Russkis prevail on election day. Because of assholes like me, same-sex marriages will be dissolved, Republicans will control both houses of Congress, the general public will become subject to deportation, and Clarence Thomas (who wouldn’t be on the Supreme Court but for the support of 11 Democratic Senators) will become Chief Justice.

Why am I willing to take the risk of being blamed for all this?  Not ruling out personality disorder as a factor, I suggest I’m compelled by logic. History tells me that predictions, especially predictions of public opinion and public policy, are mostly wrong.  Since the politics of fear relies principally on prediction, its practitioners are directing me to dread events that probably won’t happen.

It’s true that if Trump is elected, I’ll have to hear his inane whining from time to time for an extended  period, but I dread the hoarse tones of the seducer Bill Clinton just as acutely. I will hate Trump, but I will also hate Clinton, and she brings her husband’s member back into the White House with her. Since both candidates are notorious liars and cheats, we can only guess what they will do as president, and predictions about issues like war and peace and who will sit on the federal bench are hot air. This uncertainty may be grounds for terror, but it’s illogical to suggest that one candidate is scarier than the other.

If poll-takers are wrong, as they have been on occasion, Democrats’ don’t-be-an-asshole tactic will backfire, and voters who might have been persuaded to cast a ballot for them had they heard praise for their adherence to principle will instead use the election to protest their ill treatment. Could happen. You’re welcome to blame me for it.

Doggerel

Tuesday, July 26th, 2016

Trump don’t owe the Kochs nor Richard Cheney or George Bush

They’re all backing Clinton now that shove’s come down to push.

Trump could make an entrance with his trophy decked in bling,

Or Clinton’s randy Billy could launch one more bawdy fling.

Bernie says he’s frightened that a clown could get elected,

“Stop the revolution! This chump’s got to be rejected!”

Screams the crowd of bankers, pols and weapons profiteers.

Stirring up your basic mix of hatreds, dreads and fears.

She’s amused to talk about the odd assassination,

Willing to drop bombs on any dark skinned  population.

She’s a snarling pit bull. Her opponent’s more a terrier.

Which of these two mutts unleashed is likely to be scarier?